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The one true A SONG OF ICE AND FIRE Re-Read Podcast by PoorQuentyn and ManuclearBomb
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Monday Aug 11, 2025
Monday Aug 11, 2025
Hello and welcome to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire! In this episode, special guest Quinn the GM joins us to rank all the POVs in ASOIAF. Who will win? Who will lose? Who will stay mediocre for life?
Next time: Manu returns as we set sail for the kingsmoot with AFFC, The Iron Captain!
Quinn's YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/quinnthegm
Quinn's twitter: https://x.com/quinnthegm
Emmett's twitter: twitter.com/PoorQuentyn
Manu's Twitter: https://twitter.com/ManuclearBomb
Manu's patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ManuclearBomb
Our patreon: www.patreon.com/NotACastASOIAF
Monday Aug 04, 2025
Monday Aug 04, 2025
Hello and welcome to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire! In this episode, Cersei rules out Westeros' new ruling class, each one somehow less impressive than the last.
Next time: a special episode with Quinn the GM, in which he and Emmett rank the POV characters!
Emmett's twitter: twitter.com/PoorQuentyn
Manu's Twitter: https://twitter.com/ManuclearBomb
Manu's patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ManuclearBomb
Our patreon: www.patreon.com/NotACastASOIAF
Monday Jul 21, 2025
Monday Jul 21, 2025
Hello and welcome to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire! In this episode, Jaime bids farewell to his father's corpse--and thanks to his still-living relatives, that was the *best* part of his day.
Next time: we stay right here in King's Landing for AFFC Cersei IV, in which she unveils her small council: Harys Swyft, Orton Merryweather, Gyles Rosby...nothing but winners.
Emmett's twitter: twitter.com/PoorQuentyn
Manu's Twitter: https://twitter.com/ManuclearBomb
Manu's patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ManuclearBomb
Our patreon: www.patreon.com/NotACastASOIAF
Monday Jul 07, 2025
Monday Jul 07, 2025
Hello and welcome to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire! In this episode: Sam pukes, Gilly cries, the baby poops, and Maester Aemon comes unstuck in time. It's the most miserable quest in the story...until we get to Quentyn, that is.
Next time: we return to King's Landing for AFFC Jaime II, in which Tywin's corpse leaves the city, and Jaime is honestly jealous. (Of the leaving part, not the dying part. OK, maybe that too!)
Emmett's twitter: twitter.com/PoorQuentyn
Manu's Twitter: https://twitter.com/ManuclearBomb
Manu's patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ManuclearBomb
Our patreon: www.patreon.com/NotACastASOIAF
Monday Jun 23, 2025
Monday Jun 23, 2025
Hello and welcome to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire! In this episode, our friend Lo joins us to discuss Brienne's return to Maidenpool and how everyone she meets reflects back on her past and personal journey.
Next time: we kick off another quest in AFFC Samwell II, in which Sam and his companions set sail across the narrow sea, somehow having an even worse time than Brienne.
Emmett's twitter: twitter.com/PoorQuentyn
Manu's Twitter: https://twitter.com/ManuclearBomb
Lo's Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/lothelynx.bsky.social
Lo's podcast: https://ragmanspod.podbean.com/
Manu's patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ManuclearBomb
Our patreon: www.patreon.com/NotACastASOIAF
Monday Jun 09, 2025
Monday Jun 09, 2025
Hello and welcome to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire! In this episode, Arys Oakheart is treason-level horny, but at least he feels suicidally shameful about it.
Next time: we hit the road again with Dunk and Egg 2.0, Brienne and Pod, for AFFC Brienne III. We'll be joined for this episode by our friend Lo aka Lo the Lynx!
Emmett's twitter: twitter.com/PoorQuentyn
Manu's Twitter: https://twitter.com/ManuclearBomb
Manu's patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ManuclearBomb
Our patreon: www.patreon.com/NotACastASOIAF
Monday May 26, 2025
Monday May 26, 2025
Hello and welcome to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire! In this episode, Cersei has to witness another son marrying Margaery Tyrell. At least Tommen doesn't die...not yet...
Next time: we head down to Dorne for "The Soiled Knight," Arys Oakheart's sole POV chapter, in which he's horny to the point of treason. We've all been there.
Emmett's twitter: twitter.com/PoorQuentyn
Manu's Twitter: https://twitter.com/ManuclearBomb
Manu's patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ManuclearBomb
Our patreon: www.patreon.com/NotACastASOIAF
Monday May 12, 2025
Monday May 12, 2025
Hello and welcome to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire! In this episode, Asha Greyjoy comes home to take her father's chair, no matter how many uncles she has to ignore.
Next time: we return to King's Landing for AFFC, Cersei III, in which Cersei has to witness another son marrying Margaery Tyrell. At least Tommen doesn't die...not yet...
Emmett's twitter: twitter.com/PoorQuentyn
Manu's Twitter: https://twitter.com/ManuclearBomb
Manu's patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ManuclearBomb
Our patreon: www.patreon.com/NotACastASOIAF
Monday Apr 28, 2025
Monday Apr 28, 2025
Hello and welcome to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire! In this episode, we climb up to the Eyrie to check in on Sansa Stark, who's busy becoming Alayne Stone while Littlefinger tries to get away with murder.
Next time: we sail back to the Iron Islands for "The Kraken's Daughter," in which Asha Greyjoy discovers that being the kraken's daughter might not be enough to take chasrge.
Emmett's twitter: twitter.com/PoorQuentyn
Manu's Twitter: https://twitter.com/ManuclearBomb
Manu's patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ManuclearBomb
Our patreon: www.patreon.com/NotACastASOIAF
Monday Apr 14, 2025
Monday Apr 14, 2025
Hello and welcome to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire! In this episode, we head back on the road with our favorite NotAKnight, Dunk--I mean, Brienne, as she arrives at Duskendale and literally runs into her new squire, Egg--I mean, Pod!
Next time: we climb up to the Eyrie for AFFC, Sansa I, in which...wait, Sansa? Sansa who? All I see is Alayne Stone.
Emmett's twitter: twitter.com/PoorQuentyn
Manu's Twitter: https://twitter.com/ManuclearBomb
Manu's patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ManuclearBomb
Our patreon: www.patreon.com/NotACastASOIAF