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The one true A SONG OF ICE AND FIRE Re-Read Podcast by PoorQuentyn and ManuclearBomb
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Monday Oct 06, 2025
Monday Oct 06, 2025
Hello and welcome to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire! In this episode, Arianne tries to crown Myrcella, only for her dad's goons to catch up, which is when her boyfriend commits suicide-by-cop.
Next time: we return to Braavos for AFFC Arya II, technically the last Arya chapter--get ready to meet the Blind Girl, the Ugly Little Girl, Cat of the Canals, etc.
Emmett's twitter: twitter.com/PoorQuentyn
Manu's Twitter: https://twitter.com/ManuclearBomb
Manu's patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ManuclearBomb
Our patreon: www.patreon.com/NotACastASOIAF
Monday Sep 22, 2025
Monday Sep 22, 2025
Hello and welcome to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire! In this episode, Brienne follows Nimble Dick into the wilderness and stories of Crackclaw Point, only for neither of them to find what they're looking for.
Next time: we head down to Dorne for Arianne Martell's first POV chapter, "The Queenmaker," which is not an ironic title at all, thanks for asking.
Emmett's twitter: twitter.com/PoorQuentyn
Manu's Twitter: https://twitter.com/ManuclearBomb
Manu's patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ManuclearBomb
Our patreon: www.patreon.com/NotACastASOIAF
Sunday Sep 07, 2025
Sunday Sep 07, 2025
Hello and welcome to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire! In this episode, the Ironborn hold their kingsmoot, going through a bunch of candidates before settling on Euron with his "end the world in one term" policy.
Next time: we ride into tall tales at Crackclaw Point for AFFC, Brienne IV!
Emmett's twitter: twitter.com/PoorQuentyn
Manu's Twitter: https://twitter.com/ManuclearBomb
Manu's patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ManuclearBomb
Our patreon: www.patreon.com/NotACastASOIAF
Monday Aug 25, 2025
Monday Aug 25, 2025
Hello and welcome to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire! In this episode, Victarion Greyjoy becomes a POV and Euron Greyjoy finally appears as we build up to the kingsmoot.
Next time: we stay right here at Old Wyk for "The Drowned Man," aka Aeron II, aka the kingsmoot!
Emmett's twitter: twitter.com/PoorQuentyn
Manu's Twitter: https://twitter.com/ManuclearBomb
Manu's patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ManuclearBomb
Our patreon: www.patreon.com/NotACastASOIAF
Monday Aug 11, 2025
Monday Aug 11, 2025
Hello and welcome to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire! In this episode, special guest Quinn the GM joins us to rank all the POVs in ASOIAF. Who will win? Who will lose? Who will stay mediocre for life?
Next time: Manu returns as we set sail for the kingsmoot with AFFC, The Iron Captain!
Quinn's YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/quinnthegm
Quinn's twitter: https://x.com/quinnthegm
Emmett's twitter: twitter.com/PoorQuentyn
Manu's Twitter: https://twitter.com/ManuclearBomb
Manu's patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ManuclearBomb
Our patreon: www.patreon.com/NotACastASOIAF
Monday Aug 04, 2025
Monday Aug 04, 2025
Hello and welcome to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire! In this episode, Cersei rules out Westeros' new ruling class, each one somehow less impressive than the last.
Next time: a special episode with Quinn the GM, in which he and Emmett rank the POV characters!
Emmett's twitter: twitter.com/PoorQuentyn
Manu's Twitter: https://twitter.com/ManuclearBomb
Manu's patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ManuclearBomb
Our patreon: www.patreon.com/NotACastASOIAF
Monday Jul 21, 2025
Monday Jul 21, 2025
Hello and welcome to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire! In this episode, Jaime bids farewell to his father's corpse--and thanks to his still-living relatives, that was the *best* part of his day.
Next time: we stay right here in King's Landing for AFFC Cersei IV, in which she unveils her small council: Harys Swyft, Orton Merryweather, Gyles Rosby...nothing but winners.
Emmett's twitter: twitter.com/PoorQuentyn
Manu's Twitter: https://twitter.com/ManuclearBomb
Manu's patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ManuclearBomb
Our patreon: www.patreon.com/NotACastASOIAF
Monday Jul 07, 2025
Monday Jul 07, 2025
Hello and welcome to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire! In this episode: Sam pukes, Gilly cries, the baby poops, and Maester Aemon comes unstuck in time. It's the most miserable quest in the story...until we get to Quentyn, that is.
Next time: we return to King's Landing for AFFC Jaime II, in which Tywin's corpse leaves the city, and Jaime is honestly jealous. (Of the leaving part, not the dying part. OK, maybe that too!)
Emmett's twitter: twitter.com/PoorQuentyn
Manu's Twitter: https://twitter.com/ManuclearBomb
Manu's patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ManuclearBomb
Our patreon: www.patreon.com/NotACastASOIAF
Monday Jun 23, 2025
Monday Jun 23, 2025
Hello and welcome to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire! In this episode, our friend Lo joins us to discuss Brienne's return to Maidenpool and how everyone she meets reflects back on her past and personal journey.
Next time: we kick off another quest in AFFC Samwell II, in which Sam and his companions set sail across the narrow sea, somehow having an even worse time than Brienne.
Emmett's twitter: twitter.com/PoorQuentyn
Manu's Twitter: https://twitter.com/ManuclearBomb
Lo's Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/lothelynx.bsky.social
Lo's podcast: https://ragmanspod.podbean.com/
Manu's patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ManuclearBomb
Our patreon: www.patreon.com/NotACastASOIAF
Monday Jun 09, 2025
Monday Jun 09, 2025
Hello and welcome to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire! In this episode, Arys Oakheart is treason-level horny, but at least he feels suicidally shameful about it.
Next time: we hit the road again with Dunk and Egg 2.0, Brienne and Pod, for AFFC Brienne III. We'll be joined for this episode by our friend Lo aka Lo the Lynx!
Emmett's twitter: twitter.com/PoorQuentyn
Manu's Twitter: https://twitter.com/ManuclearBomb
Manu's patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ManuclearBomb
Our patreon: www.patreon.com/NotACastASOIAF