Episodes

Monday Apr 29, 2024
Episode 220: A STORM OF SWORDS, JON X: "True Kings"
Monday Apr 29, 2024
Monday Apr 29, 2024
Hello and welcome to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire! In this episode, Jon just gets done dealing with one king (Mance) when another one shows up (Stannis). He can't catch a break.
Next time: Andrew from A Scene of Ice and Fire joins us for ASOS Arya XIII, in which Arya runs into some old friends--in the same way that Alliser Thorne is Jon's old friend.
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Monday Apr 15, 2024
Episode 219: A STORM OF SWORDS, JAIME IX: "Turning the Page"
Monday Apr 15, 2024
Monday Apr 15, 2024
Hello and welcome to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire! In this episode, Jaime speedruns through a bunch of setup for storylines in the next couple books before sitting down to write his own.
Next time: ASOS Jon X, in which just in case it wasn't hard enough for Jon to deal with one king on his doorstep (Mance), now he's got another (Stannis). Can't catch a break.
Emmett's twitter: twitter.com/PoorQuentyn
Manu's Twitter: https://twitter.com/ManuclearBomb
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Monday Apr 01, 2024
Episode 218: A STORM OF SWORDS, DAENERYS VI: "The Lonely God"
Monday Apr 01, 2024
Monday Apr 01, 2024
Hello and welcome to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire! In this episode, Daenerys decides to stay in Slaver's Bay. Only for a little while, though...
Next time: ASOS Jaime IX, in which we set up a bunch of storylines for the next couple books. Brienne, Riverrun, Jeyne Poole, we're playing all the hits!
Emmett's twitter: twitter.com/PoorQuentyn
Manu's Twitter: https://twitter.com/ManuclearBomb
Manu's patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ManuclearBomb
Our patreon: www.patreon.com/NotACastASOIAF

Monday Mar 18, 2024
Episode 217: A STORM OF SWORDS, TYRION X: "Duel of the Fates"
Monday Mar 18, 2024
Monday Mar 18, 2024
Hello and welcome to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire! In this episode, Tyrion's trial shifts to the battle arena. That's right, it's time for the Mountain v. the Viper! Hello. My name is Oberyn Martell. You killed my sister. Prepare to die.
Next time: ASOS Daenerys VI, in which we say goodbye to Slaver's Bay...just kidding, you're here forever!
Emmett's twitter: twitter.com/PoorQuentyn
Manu's Twitter: https://twitter.com/ManuclearBomb
Manu's patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ManuclearBomb
Our patreon: www.patreon.com/NotACastASOIAF

Monday Mar 04, 2024
Episode 216: A STORM OF SWORDS, JON IX: "Grinding Axes"
Monday Mar 04, 2024
Monday Mar 04, 2024
Hello and welcome to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire! In this episode, Jon manages to hold the line at the Wall, only for his own comrades (namely, Alliser Thorne and Janos Slynt) to throw him in an ice cell.
Next time: ASOS Tyrion X, in which...hello. My name is Oberyn Martell. You killed my sister. Prepare to die.
Emmett's twitter: twitter.com/PoorQuentyn
Manu's Twitter: https://twitter.com/ManuclearBomb
Manu's patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ManuclearBomb
Our patreon: www.patreon.com/NotACastASOIAF

Monday Feb 19, 2024
Episode 215: A STORM OF SWORDS, SANSA VI: "Underworld"
Monday Feb 19, 2024
Monday Feb 19, 2024
Hello and welcome to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire! In this episode, Littlefinger takes Sansa home. His home, that is, where they're met by Sansa's aunt Lysa, who reassures Sansa as little as humanly possible.
Next time: ASOS Jon IX, in which Jon Snow is worn down to the bone by his exhausting job defending the Wall. Thankfully, his old buddy Alliser Thorne shows up to let him rest...in a cell. Made of ice.
Emmett's twitter: twitter.com/PoorQuentyn
Manu's Twitter: https://twitter.com/ManuclearBomb
Manu's patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ManuclearBomb
Our patreon: www.patreon.com/NotACastASOIAF

Monday Feb 05, 2024
Episode 214: A STORM OF SWORDS, JAIME VIII: "Under New Management"
Monday Feb 05, 2024
Monday Feb 05, 2024
Hello and welcome to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire! In this episode, Jaime takes charge of the Kingsguard, speed-running through performance reviews for his fellow white knights--the good, the bad, and the ugly.
Next time: ASOS Sansa VI, in which Littlefinger takes Sansa home...his home, that is, as Lysa comes to meet them at Chez Baelish.
Emmett's twitter: twitter.com/PoorQuentyn
Manu's Twitter: https://twitter.com/ManuclearBomb
Manu's patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ManuclearBomb
Our patreon: www.patreon.com/NotACastASOIAF

Monday Jan 22, 2024
Monday Jan 22, 2024
Hello and welcome to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire! In this episode, Clint and Merry from Learned Hands join us to adjudicate this most lawyer-ly of ASOIAF chapters, in which Tyrion gets put on trial for killing Joffrey, which he didn't do...despite really REALLY wanting to.
Next time: ASOS Jaime VIII, in which it's time for Kingsguard performance reviews. They're not looking great.
Learned Hands: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/learned-hands-the-official-podcast-of-the/id1504807044
Emmett's twitter: twitter.com/PoorQuentyn
Manu's Twitter: https://twitter.com/ManuclearBomb
Manu's patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ManuclearBomb
Our patreon: www.patreon.com/NotACastASOIAF

Monday Jan 08, 2024
Episode 212: A STORM OF SWORDS, ARYA XII: ”The Hole Inside”
Monday Jan 08, 2024
Monday Jan 08, 2024
Hello and welcome to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire! In this episode, Arya and Sandor wander around making each other and everyone else miserable, for a change.
Next time: ASOS Tyrion IX, in which our guest hosts Merry and Clint from Learned Hands join us to discuss Tyrion being put on trial for murdering Joffrey, aka the noblest child the gods ever put on this earth.
Emmett's twitter: twitter.com/PoorQuentyn
Manu's Twitter: https://twitter.com/ManuclearBomb
Manu's patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ManuclearBomb
Our patreon: www.patreon.com/NotACastASOIAF

Tuesday Jan 02, 2024
Year End Episode 2023
Tuesday Jan 02, 2024
Tuesday Jan 02, 2024
Hello and welcome to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire...but not here! In this episode, we cover everything we loved in 2023, from movies (e.g., Killers of the Flower Moon) to shows (e.g., Dead Ringers) to games (e.g., Spider-Man 2). Happy New Year!!
Next time: in ASOS Arya XII, we check back in with Arya and Sandor, who have basically been walking in circles making each other miserable. For a change.
Emmett's twitter: twitter.com/PoorQuentyn
Manu's Twitter: https://twitter.com/ManuclearBomb
Manu's patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ManuclearBomb
Our patreon: www.patreon.com/NotACastASOIAF