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The one true A SONG OF ICE AND FIRE Re-Read Podcast by PoorQuentyn and ManuclearBomb
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Mar 18, 2024
Mar 18, 2024
1hr 14 min
Hello and welcome to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire! In this episode, Tyrion's trial shifts to the battle arena. That's right, it's time for the Mountain v. the Viper! Hello. My name is Oberyn Martell. You killed my sister. Prepare to die.
Next time: ASOS Daenerys VI, in which we say goodbye to Slaver's Bay...just kidding, you're here forever!
Emmett's twitter: twitter.com/PoorQuentyn
Manu's Twitter: https://twitter.com/ManuclearBomb
Manu's patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ManuclearBomb
Our patreon: www.patreon.com/NotACastASOIAF
Mar 4, 2024
Mar 4, 2024
51 min
Hello and welcome to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire! In this episode, Jon manages to hold the line at the Wall, only for his own comrades (namely, Alliser Thorne and Janos Slynt) to throw him in an ice cell.
Next time: ASOS Tyrion X, in which...hello. My name is Oberyn Martell. You killed my sister. Prepare to die.
Emmett's twitter: twitter.com/PoorQuentyn
Manu's Twitter: https://twitter.com/ManuclearBomb
Manu's patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ManuclearBomb
Our patreon: www.patreon.com/NotACastASOIAF
Feb 19, 2024
Feb 19, 2024
1hr 14 min
Hello and welcome to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire! In this episode, Littlefinger takes Sansa home. His home, that is, where they're met by Sansa's aunt Lysa, who reassures Sansa as little as humanly possible.
Next time: ASOS Jon IX, in which Jon Snow is worn down to the bone by his exhausting job defending the Wall. Thankfully, his old buddy Alliser Thorne shows up to let him rest...in a cell. Made of ice.
Emmett's twitter: twitter.com/PoorQuentyn
Manu's Twitter: https://twitter.com/ManuclearBomb
Manu's patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ManuclearBomb
Our patreon: www.patreon.com/NotACastASOIAF
Feb 5, 2024
Feb 5, 2024
1hr 25 min
Hello and welcome to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire! In this episode, Jaime takes charge of the Kingsguard, speed-running through performance reviews for his fellow white knights--the good, the bad, and the ugly.
Next time: ASOS Sansa VI, in which Littlefinger takes Sansa home...his home, that is, as Lysa comes to meet them at Chez Baelish.
Emmett's twitter: twitter.com/PoorQuentyn
Manu's Twitter: https://twitter.com/ManuclearBomb
Manu's patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ManuclearBomb
Our patreon: www.patreon.com/NotACastASOIAF
Jan 22, 2024
Jan 22, 2024
1hr 56 min
Hello and welcome to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire! In this episode, Clint and Merry from Learned Hands join us to adjudicate this most lawyer-ly of ASOIAF chapters, in which Tyrion gets put on trial for killing Joffrey, which he didn't do...despite really REALLY wanting to.
Next time: ASOS Jaime VIII, in which it's time for Kingsguard performance reviews. They're not looking great.
Learned Hands: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/learned-hands-the-official-podcast-of-the/id1504807044
Emmett's twitter: twitter.com/PoorQuentyn
Manu's Twitter: https://twitter.com/ManuclearBomb
Manu's patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ManuclearBomb
Our patreon: www.patreon.com/NotACastASOIAF
Jan 8, 2024
Jan 8, 2024
43 min
Hello and welcome to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire! In this episode, Arya and Sandor wander around making each other and everyone else miserable, for a change.
Next time: ASOS Tyrion IX, in which our guest hosts Merry and Clint from Learned Hands join us to discuss Tyrion being put on trial for murdering Joffrey, aka the noblest child the gods ever put on this earth.
Emmett's twitter: twitter.com/PoorQuentyn
Manu's Twitter: https://twitter.com/ManuclearBomb
Manu's patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ManuclearBomb
Our patreon: www.patreon.com/NotACastASOIAF
Jan 2, 2024
Jan 2, 2024
1hr 25 min
Hello and welcome to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire...but not here! In this episode, we cover everything we loved in 2023, from movies (e.g., Killers of the Flower Moon) to shows (e.g., Dead Ringers) to games (e.g., Spider-Man 2). Happy New Year!!
Next time: in ASOS Arya XII, we check back in with Arya and Sandor, who have basically been walking in circles making each other miserable. For a change.
Emmett's twitter: twitter.com/PoorQuentyn
Manu's Twitter: https://twitter.com/ManuclearBomb
Manu's patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ManuclearBomb
Our patreon: www.patreon.com/NotACastASOIAF
Dec 18, 2023
Dec 18, 2023
56 min
Hello and welcome to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire! In this episode, Jon has no time to mourn for Ygritte, because all the other wildlings just showed up and Jon's somehow in charge of the Wall.
Next time: in ASOS Arya XII, we check back in with Arya and Sandor, who have basically been walking in circles making each other miserable. For a change.
Emmett's twitter: twitter.com/PoorQuentyn
Manu's Twitter: https://twitter.com/ManuclearBomb
Manu's patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ManuclearBomb
Our patreon: www.patreon.com/NotACastASOIAF
Dec 4, 2023
Dec 4, 2023
58 min
Hello and welcome to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire! In this episode, Davos defies his king to save the children, and...lives to tell the tale? Ned Stark is so embarrassed.
Next time: in ASOS Jon VIII, Jon has no time to mourn for Ygritte, because all the other wildlings show up...and we do mean *all.*
Emmett's twitter: twitter.com/PoorQuentyn
Manu's Twitter: https://twitter.com/ManuclearBomb
Manu's patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ManuclearBomb
Our patreon: www.patreon.com/NotACastASOIAF
Nov 20, 2023
Nov 20, 2023
1hr 11 min
Hello and welcome to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire! In this episode, Jaime crashes Purple Wedding Month, returning to King's Landing at last for some very dysfunctional reunions with his sister and father.
Next time: in ASOS Davos VI, Davos saves a kid, defies his king, and still somehow manages to make it out of the book alive.
Emmett's twitter: twitter.com/PoorQuentyn
Manu's Twitter: https://twitter.com/ManuclearBomb
Manu's patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ManuclearBomb
Our patreon: www.patreon.com/NotACastASOIAF