- Dissect the visuals on display in the royal court
- Roll our eyes at Tywin with his fancy armor and large pile of horseshit
- Unpack the Tyrell entry into King's Landing politics
- Watch as Joffrey unravels himself in the face of Stannis diehards
- Set the stage for Sansa's ASOS plot with a fateful hairnet
Next week: Theon is "saved" by "Reek."