Episodes

Monday Jun 29, 2020
Episode 116: A CLASH OF KINGS, DAVOS II: "Shadow of a Doubt (Part 2)"
Monday Jun 29, 2020
Monday Jun 29, 2020
- Talk Stannis' relationship to his turncloak lords and how it contrasts with his relationship to Davos
- Explore Davos' self-image and how it leads him to both tell Stannis the truth and shape that truth into euphemisms
- Watch as Stannis slowly realize that his conscience is calling him a hypocrite
- Praise George's complex characterization of Stannis and his worldview
- Debate the great question of our time: Did Stannis give the order for Renly's death, or did Melisandre act on her own?
Next week: we are joined by Matt aka Joe Magician for the third in our FOUR part series on ACOK, Davos II!

Monday Jun 22, 2020
Episode 115: A CLASH OF KINGS, DAVOS II: "Shadow of a Doubt, Part 1)"
Monday Jun 22, 2020
Monday Jun 22, 2020
- Talk D&D
- Introduce (and say farewell) to Cortnay Penrose
- Loudly boo the arrogant hypocrites who have joined Stannis
- Praise George's brilliantly written dialogue
- Discuss how Davos' perspective changes the scene
- Debate Cortnay Penrose: hero or villain?
Next week: Stannis and Davos get deep into politics, philosophy, and personal baggage in the second part of our three-part look at ACOK, Davos II!

Monday Jun 15, 2020
Stump the Chumps (Special Q&A Episode!)
Monday Jun 15, 2020
Monday Jun 15, 2020
Our special Q&A episode is now available for everyone!
Next week: ACOK, Davos II!

Monday Jun 01, 2020
Episode 114: A CLASH OF KINGS, DAENERYS III: "The Fiery Ladder"
Monday Jun 01, 2020
Monday Jun 01, 2020
- Talk about GRRM's worldview vs Tolkien's.
- Get into the Pureborn and what boredom and wealth do to the Pureborn (and people)
- Demonstrate that Xaro is a total POS
- Talk about the rise of magic and what that means
- Roll our eyes at Quaithe and Jorah
- Answer the question as to what would have happened if Dany went to Asshai
Next week: Myrcella goes to Dorne, and a minor plot-point but the city erupts in riot in ACOK, Tyrion IX!

Monday May 25, 2020
Episode 113: A CLASH OF KINGS, CATELYN V: "Family, Duty, Honor"
Monday May 25, 2020
Monday May 25, 2020
- Analyze the Petyr Baelish backstory
- Evaluate Catelyn's mental state as she returns to the Riverland
- Answer whether Starks can commit war crimes too (they can)
- Get deep on Brienne and how her brokenness doesn't make her unique, only more human
- Do some war shit by taking a look at Edmure's plan
- Take a close look at Edmure and Catelyn's relationship and their relationship to their father
- Answer the question as to what happened to Ned's bones after Riverrun
Next week: we go to a magic show with Dany where Quaithe says some cryptic shit in ACOK, Daenerys III!

Monday May 18, 2020
Episode 112: A CLASH OF KINGS, ARYA VIII: "The Second Wish" ft. Michal
Monday May 18, 2020
Monday May 18, 2020
- Praise George's writing of an army in motion
- Talk about the transitional, small-scale nature of the second of three wishes
- Frame this chapter (laden with animal imagery) as the food chain, a hierarchy driven by hunger and pain
- Discuss Arya's conflicted loyalties between identities and conceptions of justice
- Dig into the conundrum Arya faces regarding whether Weese was a worthy target
Next week: we return to Riverrun for Catelyn V, in which Brienne swears her sword to Catelyn, Edmure prepares to give battle to Tywin at the Fords, and Ned's bones pass on through.

Monday May 11, 2020
Episode 111: A CLASH OF KINGS, THEON III: "Turncloak"
Monday May 11, 2020
Monday May 11, 2020
- Praise George's in medias res structure for the chapter
- Watch Theon's opposing identities come into conflict
- Roll our eyes at the selfish violent ways he tries to resolve that conflict
- Raise a glass for Dagmer Cleftjaw, the only person who loves Theon
- Dig into the layers of folly in Theon's plan to take Winterfell
Next week: we haunt Harrenhal once more in Arya VIII, in which Tywin marches west and Arya whispers a second name to Jaqen H'ghar...only to regret it far too late. We will be joined for this episode by returning guest Michal from Vassals of Kingsgrave!

Monday May 04, 2020
Episode 110: A CLASH OF KINGS, TYRION VIII: "The Webs We Weave"
Monday May 04, 2020
Monday May 04, 2020
- Talk about how we evaluate combined reading orders of Feastdance and whether the battles should have been in ADWD
- Get in depth on Varys and the small council as detectives in noir fiction
- Get in on Joffrey and Littlefinger's scheme to marry that little shit to Margaery Tyrell
- Look at all the foreshadowing!
- What was Littlefinger up to in ACOK. The NotACast iTeam investigates!
Next week: we sail back to the North for Theon III, in which our “hero” commits a bunch of war crimes and then comes up with a crazy plan to take Winterfell with a handful of his Ironborn bros. Thank the gods this will never work, right? Right?!

Monday Apr 27, 2020
Patreon Episode #27: "Sunflower"
Monday Apr 27, 2020
Monday Apr 27, 2020

Monday Apr 20, 2020
Episode 109: A CLASH OF KINGS, CATELYN IV: “Judgment Day Part 2"
Monday Apr 20, 2020
Monday Apr 20, 2020
- Talk about why Robert didn't have sworn men around him
- Get into the philosophy and metaphysics of the shadowbaby and its impact on the narrative
- Talk about how the shadowbaby attack didn't just kill Renly. It nearly got Brienne killed and very much got Robar Royce and Emmon Cuy killed
- The impact of Renly's death on the characters surrounding him: Catelyn, Margaery, Loras, Stannis
- Will Brienne kill Stannis?
- Was Renly's death justified?
Next week: we interrupt our regular chapter-by-chapter flow to bring you an episode all about *sigh* Renly Baratheon. This will be our Patreon episode for the month, but we’ll also be doing it live for all to see on Monday 4/20 at 830 PM EST!
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