Episodes

Monday Jan 14, 2019
Monday Jan 14, 2019
Hello and welcome back to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire one chapter a week!
Today, Emmett and Jeff are joined AGAIN by ASOIAF mystic and mythical astronomer: Lucifer Means Lightbringer, AKA LML. He joins the boys today in doing the deep-dive into Daenerys Targaryen's fifth chapter.
This week, we:
- Answer a question about Dany and Quaithe's connection
- Delve into the symbolism surrounding the three major events from the chapter
- LML gets deep on the mythology and the culture the Dothraki descend from
- Poor Viserys, Stupid Viserys
- Who is the stallion who mounts the world?
Next Week: AGOT, Eddard XIII!
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Monday Jan 07, 2019
Episode 45: A GAME OF THRONES, EDDARD XII: "Save the Children"
Monday Jan 07, 2019
Monday Jan 07, 2019
Hello and welcome back to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire one chapter a week!
Today, Emmett and Jeff unpack the most pivotal chapter in AGOT yet: AGOT, Eddard XII
This week, we talk about:
- Cersei's downfall
- Ned's struggle with the truth and how to save the children
- Was Ned stupid and this is what got him killed? (NO!)
In two weeks: AGOT, Daenerys V with LML!
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Monday Dec 24, 2018
Episode 44: A GAME OF THRONES, SANSA III: "Life is Not a Song"
Monday Dec 24, 2018
Monday Dec 24, 2018
Hello and welcome back to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire one chapter a week!
Today, Emmett and Jeff breakdown AGOT, Sansa III, where, you guessed it, Sansa hears the phrase "life is not a song."
This week, we talk about:
- Which part of ASOIAF we'd remove if we had too (The Two Amen Brothers fight over what's right)
- Sansa begins to learn that life is not a fairytale and begins editing her own stories to make them seem like songs in response
- Littlefinger, that grooming asshole.
- We unpack Sansa informing on Ned to Cersei
In two weeks: AGOT, Eddard XII!
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Friday Dec 21, 2018
Friday Dec 21, 2018
Joanna Robinson at Vanity Fair: https://www.vanityfair.com/contributor/joanna-robinson
Storm of Spoilers: http://fightinginthewarroom.com/category/storm-of-spoilers/
Decoding Westworld: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/decoding-westworld/id1163344992?mt=2
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Monday Dec 17, 2018
Episode 43: A GAME OF THRONES, EDDARD XI: "Fifty Shades of Truth"
Monday Dec 17, 2018
Monday Dec 17, 2018
Hello and welcome back to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire one chapter a week!
Today, Emmett and Jeff breakdown AGOT, Eddard XI, in which Ned Stark sits high atop the uncomfortable Iron Throne and does a bit of northern justice south of the Neck. But was this the smart play? So much to talk about …
This week, we talk about:
- Loras and Renly's relationship
- What's the future for Fire and Blood, Volume Two
- The Red Keep: a bloody history
- Tywin's real plan for the Riverlands
- Ned: smart in his plan for Tywin
- Ned: maybe not as smart to send his men away
- Ned: actually, he's smart guys. Deal with it.
Next week: AGOT, Sansa III!
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Monday Dec 10, 2018
Episode 42: A GAME OF THRONES, TYRION VI: "Blood Debts"
Monday Dec 10, 2018
Monday Dec 10, 2018
Hello and welcome back to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire one chapter a week!
Today, Emmett and Jeff breakdown AGOT, Tyrion VI, in which Tyrion shares his brutal backstory with his new friend Bronn before making a whole bunch of new friends with the locals.
This week, we talk about:
-The many battles of TWOW (a favorite topic of Jeff's)
-Bronn and Tyrion's evolving relationship
-Tyrion's cynicism and where it comes from
-The many horrors of Tywin Lannister
-Will we meet Tysha in ASOIAF?
Next week: AGOT, Eddard XI with Steven Attewell!
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Monday Dec 03, 2018
Episode 41: A GAME OF THRONES, JON V: "Band of Brothers"
Monday Dec 03, 2018
Monday Dec 03, 2018
Hello and welcome back to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire one chapter a week!
Today, Emmett and Jeff breakdown AGOT, Jon V, in which Jon Snow is officially offered a place in the Night’s Watch, but doesn’t feel right about it unless his BFF Samwell Tarly gets to come along as well.
This week, we talk about:
- The mysterious letter Princess Deria Martell sent to Aegon the Conqueror
- Alliser Thorne being (wait for it) an asshole
- How Jon gives it all for his brother, man
- Maester Aemon as a character of growing significance
- A most excellent metaphor: "a chain needs all sorts of metals, and a land needs all sorts of people."
- Yet another clue for R+L=J
- Is Chett justified in his quest for revenge against Jon and Sam? (no)
Next week: AGOT, Tyrion VI!
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Monday Nov 19, 2018
Episode 40: A GAME OF THRONES, CATELYN VII: "Festival of Fools"
Monday Nov 19, 2018
Monday Nov 19, 2018
Hello and welcome back to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire one chapter a week!
Today, Emmett and Jeff breakdown AGOT, Catelyn VII in which Catelyn watches one duel and recalls another.
This week, we:
- Answer a question Littlefinger's involvement in Robert's Rebellion
- Talk about the idiot monkey morons known as the Vale nobility
- More of the injustice system in Westeros and how it benefits the mighty and hurts everyone else
- The tragedy of Ser Vardis Egen
- Littlefinger's duel with Brandon
- All the Lysa killed Jon Arryn foreshadowing in this chapter
- Is Littlefinger justified in his vengeance quest against the Starks and Tullys? (no)
In two weeks: AGOT, Jon V!
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Monday Nov 12, 2018
Monday Nov 12, 2018
Hello and welcome back to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire one chapter a week!
Today, Emmett and Jeff are joined by Chloe AKA LiesandArbor to breakdown one of the most iconic chapters in all of ASOIAF: AGOT, Eddard X.
This week, we:
- Talk a whole lot about the battles of ice and fire that will kick off TWOW
- Radio theater the shit out of the Tower of Joy scene
- SO MUCH TOWER OF JOY. DID YOU HEAR ME?
- The chivalric dream wakes to the harsh reality of Robert and Cersei
- Was the final line of AGOT, Eddard X bad? It's a fight for the century.
- Ethan Glover and the Harrenhal Conspiracy
- Separating the reality from Ned's dreamscape
Next week: AGOT, Catelyn VII
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Monday Nov 05, 2018
Monday Nov 05, 2018
Hello and welcome back to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire one chapter a week!
Today, Emmett and Jeff breakdown AGOT, Tyrion V in which Tyrion escapes a perilous situation with his wit, cunning, and a well-timed roll of the dice. Classic Tyrion shit, in other words.
This week, we:
- Answer a question about whether Jaime Lannister might be Dany's "Treason for love"
- Analyze justice in Westeros (Injustice)
- Show how Tyrion's mouth gets him in and out of trouble
- Run the thread of privilege and non-privilege in Tyrion's storyline
- Do some sigils and heraldry shit in Westeros!
- Tyrion's trials by battle and the privilege of nobility in Westeros
- Theorize about Weirwood and the potential for Sweetrobin to have been a failed Bloodraven protege
- Answer the question: Will Tyrion be a dragon rider!?
Next week: AGOT, Tyrion V!
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