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Monday Mar 04, 2019
Monday Mar 04, 2019
Hello and welcome back to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire one chapter a week!
In this episode, Robb Stark proves his mettle in mustering an army to go rescue his father, only for Osha to warn Bran that he's...well...marching the wrong way.
This week, we:
-Confess what we were like in high school
-Watch with pride as the Young Wolf is born
-Drunkenly salute Greatjon Umber
-Hide under the covers from Roose Bolton
-Make ourselves sad discussing "hold the door"
Next week: The khaleesi gets her khal to march to war in a way she never expected in AGOT, Daenerys VI!
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Jeff's twitter: twitter.com/BryndenBFish
Monday Feb 25, 2019
Monday Feb 25, 2019
Hello and welcome back to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire one chapter a week!
In this episode, dead men come walking (and killing) in the night in AGOT, Jon VII.
This week, we:
-Predict with 100% accuracy how Jon's arc will go in TWOW
-Praise the razor-sharp structure of GRRM's misdirection in this chapter
-Cheer on Samwell Tarly, crime scene investigator
-Highlight the growing identity struggle that will define Jon's story going forward
-Wonder about what, exactly, the white walkers were up to with this zombie attack...
Next week: Robb Stark marches to war in AGOT, Bran VI!
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Emmett's twitter: twitter.com/PoorQuentyn
Jeff's twitter: twitter.com/BryndenBFish
Monday Feb 18, 2019
Monday Feb 18, 2019
Hello and welcome back to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire one chapter a week!
Today, Emmett and Jeff analyze Emmett's 2nd favorite ASOIAF chapter: AGOT, Arya IV: Syrio's last stand.
This week, we:
- Talk about the legends and stories that inspired GRRM in creating Sansa
- The audio horror of war
- Courtesy as armor and manipulation (by Cersei)
- Cersei: bad or the worst?
- No. Littlefinger is the worst
- Stoneheart, tears of blood, Varys foreshadowing
- Jeyne Poole: Littlefinger's downfall? (We freaking hope so)
Next Week: AGOT, Jon VII!
Our patreon: www.patreon.com/NotACastASOIAF
Our twitter: twitter.com/NotACastASOIAF
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Emmett's tumblr: poorquentyn.tumblr.com/
Emmett's twitter: twitter.com/PoorQuentyn
Jeff's twitter: twitter.com/BryndenBFish
Monday Feb 11, 2019
Monday Feb 11, 2019
Hello and welcome back to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire one chapter a week!
Today, Emmett and Jeff analyze Emmett's 2nd favorite ASOIAF chapter: AGOT, Arya IV: Syrio's last stand.
This week, we:
- Talk about why Septa Mordane remains the worst
- Syrio's heroic last stand and what it means for the reader and Arya
- Arya goes back into the tunnels
- Some House with the Red Door clues in this chapter
- The surprise, "true" identity of Syrio Forel. And is he dead? (yes)
- The reason why Ned didn't reveal the truth about Cersei's children at court!
If you all want to watch this episode and an ADDITIONAL 40 minutes of content where Emmett and Jeff took questions and bullshitted with everyone, check out our first-ever youtube livestream for this episode! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35F2JB6LXpE
Next Week: AGOT, Sansa IV!
Our patreon: www.patreon.com/NotACastASOIAF
Our twitter: twitter.com/NotACastASOIAF
Our facebook: www.facebook.com/groups/289889118235797/
Our youtube page: www.youtube.com/channel/UCmmDfPdG…iew_as=subscriber
Emmett's tumblr: poorquentyn.tumblr.com/
Emmett's twitter: twitter.com/PoorQuentyn
Jeff's twitter: twitter.com/BryndenBFish
Monday Feb 04, 2019
Monday Feb 04, 2019
Hello and welcome back to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire one chapter a week!
Today, Emmett and Jeff do the most consequential chapter in all of fantasy in the past 20 years: AGOT, Eddard XIV: Ned Stark's downfall.
This week, we:
- Send non-tinfoil theories to the Wall
- The dread leading up to Ned's march into the throneroom
- Was Varys genuine in his grief?
- Littlefinger, that motherfucker
- Paper shields are important!
- The reason why Ned didn't reveal the truth about Cersei's children at court!
Next Week: AGOT, Arya IV! Actually, if you want in on it, you can watch the episode live in our first ever youtube livestream episode! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35F2JB6LXpE
Our patreon: www.patreon.com/NotACastASOIAF
Our twitter: twitter.com/NotACastASOIAF
Our facebook: www.facebook.com/groups/289889118235797/
Our youtube page: www.youtube.com/channel/UCmmDfPdG…iew_as=subscriber
Emmett's tumblr: poorquentyn.tumblr.com/
Emmett's twitter: twitter.com/PoorQuentyn
Jeff's twitter: twitter.com/BryndenBFish
Monday Jan 28, 2019
Monday Jan 28, 2019
Hello and welcome back to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire one chapter a week!
Today, Emmett and Jeff venture into a brief optimistic spot: Jon Snow's graduation into the Night's Watch in AGOT, Jon VI
This week, we:
- Talk about what's in the Crypts of Winterfell
- Sing Vitamin C and recite our Night's Watch vows
- Mormont's speech about the Night's Watch: the good and bad
- Analyze each and every line from the vow
- Is the Night's Watch a good thing? Discussion ensues
Next Week: AGOT, Eddard XIV!
Our patreon: www.patreon.com/NotACastASOIAF
Our twitter: twitter.com/NotACastASOIAF
Our facebook: www.facebook.com/groups/289889118235797/
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Emmett's tumblr: poorquentyn.tumblr.com/
Emmett's twitter: twitter.com/PoorQuentyn
Jeff's twitter: twitter.com/BryndenBFish
Monday Jan 21, 2019
Monday Jan 21, 2019
Hello and welcome back to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire one chapter a week!
Today, Emmett and Jeff dive into a VERY emotionally distressing chapter: Eddard XIII.
This week, we:
- Hypothesize about the Lannister role in endgame
-Analyze the parallels between this chapter and the Tower of Joy
-Pay tribute to Robert Baratheon on his deathbed
-Delve into the offers Ned receives from Renly (the worst) and Littlefinger (somehow worse than the worst)
Next Week: AGOT, Jon VI!
Our patreon: www.patreon.com/NotACastASOIAF
Our twitter: twitter.com/NotACastASOIAF
Our facebook: www.facebook.com/groups/289889118235797/
Our youtube page: www.youtube.com/channel/UCmmDfPdG…iew_as=subscriber
Emmett's tumblr: poorquentyn.tumblr.com/
Emmett's twitter: twitter.com/PoorQuentyn
Jeff's twitter: twitter.com/BryndenBFish
Monday Jan 14, 2019
Monday Jan 14, 2019
Hello and welcome back to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire one chapter a week!
Today, Emmett and Jeff are joined AGAIN by ASOIAF mystic and mythical astronomer: Lucifer Means Lightbringer, AKA LML. He joins the boys today in doing the deep-dive into Daenerys Targaryen's fifth chapter.
This week, we:
- Answer a question about Dany and Quaithe's connection
- Delve into the symbolism surrounding the three major events from the chapter
- LML gets deep on the mythology and the culture the Dothraki descend from
- Poor Viserys, Stupid Viserys
- Who is the stallion who mounts the world?
Next Week: AGOT, Eddard XIII!
Lucifer Means Lightbringer: Website, podcast, youtube, twitter, patreon
Our patreon: www.patreon.com/NotACastASOIAF
Our twitter: twitter.com/NotACastASOIAF
Our facebook: www.facebook.com/groups/289889118235797/
Our youtube page: www.youtube.com/channel/UCmmDfPdG…iew_as=subscriber
Emmett's tumblr: poorquentyn.tumblr.com/
Emmett's twitter: twitter.com/PoorQuentyn
Jeff's twitter: twitter.com/BryndenBFish
Monday Jan 07, 2019
Monday Jan 07, 2019
Hello and welcome back to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire one chapter a week!
Today, Emmett and Jeff unpack the most pivotal chapter in AGOT yet: AGOT, Eddard XII
This week, we talk about:
- Cersei's downfall
- Ned's struggle with the truth and how to save the children
- Was Ned stupid and this is what got him killed? (NO!)
In two weeks: AGOT, Daenerys V with LML!
Our patreon: www.patreon.com/NotACastASOIAF
Our twitter: twitter.com/NotACastASOIAF
Our facebook: www.facebook.com/groups/289889118235797/
Our youtube page: www.youtube.com/channel/UCmmDfPdG…iew_as=subscriber
Emmett's tumblr: poorquentyn.tumblr.com/
Emmett's twitter: twitter.com/PoorQuentyn
Jeff's twitter: twitter.com/BryndenBFish
Monday Dec 24, 2018
Monday Dec 24, 2018
Hello and welcome back to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire one chapter a week!
Today, Emmett and Jeff breakdown AGOT, Sansa III, where, you guessed it, Sansa hears the phrase "life is not a song."
This week, we talk about:
- Which part of ASOIAF we'd remove if we had too (The Two Amen Brothers fight over what's right)
- Sansa begins to learn that life is not a fairytale and begins editing her own stories to make them seem like songs in response
- Littlefinger, that grooming asshole.
- We unpack Sansa informing on Ned to Cersei
In two weeks: AGOT, Eddard XII!
Our patreon: www.patreon.com/NotACastASOIAF
Our twitter: twitter.com/NotACastASOIAF
Our facebook: www.facebook.com/groups/289889118235797/
Our youtube page: www.youtube.com/channel/UCmmDfPdG…iew_as=subscriber
Emmett's tumblr: poorquentyn.tumblr.com/
Emmett's twitter: twitter.com/PoorQuentyn
Jeff's twitter: twitter.com/BryndenBFish