Episodes

Monday Sep 03, 2018
Monday Sep 03, 2018
Hello and welcome back to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire one chapter a week!
Today, Emmett and Jeff are joined by Chloe, AKA Liesandarbor!
This week, we:
- Answer a question about the upcoming Long Night
- Engage in depth on oh so many aspects of this chapter: the tourney, Sansa as fantasy protagonist, that apparently she's only 12 years old
- Lord Creepyfinger and Sansa
- The hold-your-breath conversation between Sansa and Sandor
- Ser Hugh's death and its impact on Sansa
- Minor character casting call
- Foreshadowing the Tourney of the Winged Knights in TWOW
- And finally, the war that ends it all: Is SanSan canon!
Next week: AGOT, Eddard VII!
The Girls Gone Canon Podcast: https://girlsgonecanon.podbean.com/
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Chloe's twitter: https://twitter.com/liesandarbor
Chloe's tumblr: http://liesandarbor.tumblr.com/
Our patreon: https://www.patreon.com/NotACastASOIAF
Our twitter: https://twitter.com/NotACastASOIAF
Emmett's tumblr: http://poorquentyn.tumblr.com/
Emmett's twitter: https://twitter.com/PoorQuentyn
Jeff's twitter: https://twitter.com/BryndenBFish

Monday Aug 27, 2018
Episode 28: A GAME OF THRONES, CATELYN V: "The Tipping Point"
Monday Aug 27, 2018
Monday Aug 27, 2018
Hello and welcome back to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire one chapter a week!
Today, Emmett and Jeff tackle Jeff's favorite AGOT chapter: AGOT, Catelyn V in which Lady Catelyn and her faithful retainer Ser Rodrik have a fateful chance encounter at the crossroads.
This week, we:
- Answer a question whether any of the gods are real in ASOIAF.
- Talk about Catelyn's family, her home and the fractured politics of the Riverlands
- The Inn at the Crossroads: not just a crossroads in space, but in time
- Feudalism and how Masha Heddle embodies it in her interactions with the incognito Catelyn and cognito Tyrion
- Our first inklings of the southron ambitions theory! (Jeff's favorite ASOIAF Theory!)
- Foreshadowing and irony in Catelyn's depictions of the Vale and Riverlands
- Bronn Foreshadowing
- And finally, the great debate of our time: was Catelyn right in taking Tyrion prisoner?
Next week: AGOT, Sansa II with Chloe AKA LiesAndArbor from Twitter and Tumbler!!
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Our twitter: https://twitter.com/NotACastASOIAF
Emmett's tumblr: http://poorquentyn.tumblr.com/
Emmett's twitter: https://twitter.com/PoorQuentyn
Jeff's twitter: https://twitter.com/BryndenBFish

Monday Aug 20, 2018
Episode 27: A GAME OF THRONES, EDDARD VI: "The King's Bastard"
Monday Aug 20, 2018
Monday Aug 20, 2018
Hello and welcome back to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire one chapter a week!
Today, Emmett and Jeff tackle AGOT, Eddard VI in which Ned Stark has a frustrating small council session, the reader receives our first inklings of who Stannis Baratheon is and Ned visits an armorer and his apprentice who turns out to be Gendry: Robert Baratheon’s bastard.
This week, we:
- Answer a question about what era of history in Westeros or Essos and our own time we'd live in.
- Announce our next patreon-only episode: a character analysis of none other than King Robert Baratheon!
- Get into the small council session, more players, Janos the Fuckboy, others
- Stannis! Stannis! STANNIS!
- Baratheon Family Dynamics
- Where is Robert Baratheon in all of this?
- Renly's knowledge of the twincest
- Who paid for Gendry's apprentice fee? The Amen Brothers open a detective agency and investigate
Next week: AGOT, Eddard VI!
Our patreon: https://www.patreon.com/NotACastASOIAF
Our twitter: https://twitter.com/NotACastASOIAF
Emmett's tumblr: http://poorquentyn.tumblr.com/
Emmett's twitter: https://twitter.com/PoorQuentyn
Jeff's twitter: https://twitter.com/BryndenBFish

Monday Aug 13, 2018
Episode 26: A GAME OF THRONES, JON IV: "Best Friends for Life"
Monday Aug 13, 2018
Monday Aug 13, 2018
Hello and welcome back to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire one chapter a week!
Today, Emmett and Jeff tackle AGOT, Jon IV where Jon makes a friend in Samwell Tarly for life.
This week, we:
- Answer a question about our favorite Nerstream Era Supreme Court of Westeros ruling.
- Talk through Sam and Jon's relationship and how it evolves
- Randyll "Lord Fuckface" Tarly gets his due
- Foreshadowing for the Red Wedding, Sack of Winterfelland Jon as the Last Hero
- What was Jon Snow's birth name? The Amen Brothers investigate!
Next week: AGOT, Eddard VI!
Our patreon: https://www.patreon.com/NotACastASOIAF
Our twitter: https://twitter.com/NotACastASOIAF
Emmett's tumblr: http://poorquentyn.tumblr.com/
Emmett's twitter: https://twitter.com/PoorQuentyn
Jeff's twitter: https://twitter.com/BryndenBFish

Monday Aug 06, 2018
Episode 25: A GAME OF THRONES, EDDARD V: "The Seed is Strong"
Monday Aug 06, 2018
Monday Aug 06, 2018
Hello and welcome back to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire one chapter a week!
Today, Emmett and Jeff tackle AGOT, Eddard V in which Ned soft-interrogates Grand Maester Pycelle, has a great moment with Arya and gets a lesson in paranoia from Littlefinger
This week, we:
- Answer a question about whether GRRM not taking an active role in the show led to lower quality seasons.
- Throw numerous shade at Pycelle (who deserves every bit of it)
- Analyze Ned Stark as our neo-noir medieval detective
- Pontificate on the heat and "sweet milk" and what they symbolize
- Pycelle's role in Jon Arryn's death
- Varys killing Pycelle foreshadowing
- How GRRM tells a mystory story
Next week: AGOT, Jon IV!
Our patreon: https://www.patreon.com/NotACastASOIAF
Our twitter: https://twitter.com/NotACastASOIAF
Emmett's tumblr: http://poorquentyn.tumblr.com/
Emmett's twitter: https://twitter.com/PoorQuentyn
Jeff's twitter: https://twitter.com/BryndenBFish

Monday Jul 30, 2018
Patreon Bonus Sample Episode: The Fate of the White Knight
Monday Jul 30, 2018
Monday Jul 30, 2018
Hello! And welcome to a very, very special edition of the NotACast ... podcast - a patreon sample episode where PoorQuentyn and BryndenBFish throwdown on the fate of Ser Barristan Selmy!
Now, if you listen to us regularly, you know that typically, we give you all one chapter per week, but this past week, both Emmett and Jeff had some IRL responsibilities which prevented them from recording the next chapter episode. So, instead as a little treat, we are making our first patreon-only episode of the NotACast podcast available to the general public!
In this nearly 2 hour long episode, we cover topics like:
- The story of Ser Barristan so far
- Do we like Barristan? Is he a hero or a villain? (The answer may surprise you!)
- Emmett's arguments: the cowboy's last ride, the dangers in Meereen, the need to hew down the # of POV characters
- Jeff's arguments: Barristan as a Rhaegar fanboy and what Aegon's reveal would mean to Barristan, Dany is too OP for the second dance of the dragons, Barristan's guilt in serving Aerys and how that may mean something when a reborn Dany arrives back in Westeros
It's great fun, and please consider our patreon if you're able to (But if not, no worries, friends. We'll keep doing our chapter by chapters for YOU!)
To quickly recap what our patreon is and the reward tiers, it’s:
$1-4/month: Sparrows: A Thank you from us at the end credits, show notes
$5-9/month: Poor Fellows: Thanks and show notes, special episodes
$10-19/month: Sworn Swords:Thanks, show notes, special episodes 1 day early release of main episodes, show notes for special episodes and the option to submit a question for us to answer in our rotating “Question of the week”
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The Girls Gone Canon outro Barristan episode can be found here: https://girlsgonecanon.podbean.com/e/girls-gone-canon-barristan-outro-ft-bryndenbfish/
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Our twitter: https://twitter.com/NotACastASOIAF
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Jeff's twitter: https://twitter.com/BryndenBFish

Monday Jul 23, 2018
Monday Jul 23, 2018
Hello and welcome back to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire one chapter a week!
Today, Emmett and Jeff are joined by twitter and IRL extraordinaire ManuclearBomb! He joins the boys today in analyzing AGOT, Bran IV
This week, we:
- Answer questions about the Blackfyres, the Brotherhood without Banners and the fate of Davos Seaworth
- Bran's physical and emotional broken state
- Old Nan's stories and what horror as a genre actually means
- Robb Stark, Tyrion and the Direwolves
- Theon Greyjoy foreshadowing
- Children of the Forest foreshadowing
- And finally, Manu takes us through his awesome dragon-saddle theory!
We need to take one week off on account of IRL things. So, in TWO WEEKS, we hit AGOT, Eddard V!
Manu's work:
Website, A Scene of Ice and Fire Podcast, twitter, instagram
Our patreon: https://www.patreon.com/NotACastASOIAF
Our twitter: https://twitter.com/NotACastASOIAF
Emmett's tumblr: http://poorquentyn.tumblr.com/
Emmett's twitter: https://twitter.com/PoorQuentyn
Jeff's twitter: https://twitter.com/BryndenBFish

Monday Jul 16, 2018
Monday Jul 16, 2018
Hello and welcome back to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire one chapter a week!
Today, Emmett and Jeff are joined AGAIN by ASOIAF mystic and mythical astronomer: Lucifer Means Lightbringer, AKA LML. He joins the boys today in doing the deep-dive into Daenerys Targaryen's third chapter.
Fair warning: there is discussion about rape and sexual assault in this episode.
This week, we:
- Answer questions about Cersei Lannister's TWOW arc, whether Stannis failed his brother and the realm by not telling Robert/Ned about the incest, and LML answers a question about ducks in his mystical, wonderful way!
- Dany's so dense chapter and why we love it
- PQ gets deep into Dany's cosmic apotheosis
- Dragon dreams and how they temper Dany, making her stronger and more resilient
- Why Jorah's grand statement about what the common people pray for is cynical bullshit for Jorah himself
- How GRRM dropped the ball a bit in the evolution of Dany and Drogo's sexual relationship
- Dragon dreams, the Others, the birth of dragons foreshadowing
- LML shows the plebs what it means to embrace the fire of the gods as he takes us through his AMAZING theory on the Long Night, Moon Meteors and the Forging of Lightbringer
- And finally, LML sings Radiohead's Karma Policeonce again to Jeff's deep and abiding sighs.
Next Week: AGOT, Bran IV with Manuclear Bomb!
Lucifer Means Lightbringer:
Website, podcast, youtube, twitter, patreon
Between Two Weirwoods: "Parenting in Westeros" ft the Girls Gone Canon Podcast and Crowfood's Daughter from the Disputed Lands!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7ErvcEEqcI
Our patreon: https://www.patreon.com/NotACastASOIAF
Our twitter: https://twitter.com/NotACastASOIAF
Emmett's tumblr: http://poorquentyn.tumblr.com/
Emmett's twitter: https://twitter.com/PoorQuentyn
Jeff's twitter: https://twitter.com/BryndenBFish

Monday Jul 09, 2018
Episode 22: A GAME OF THRONES, ARYA II: "The Wolfblood"
Monday Jul 09, 2018
Monday Jul 09, 2018
Hello and welcome back to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire one chapter a week!
Today, Emmett and Jeff are back in King's Landing, looking at George doing his best emotional work with AGOT, Arya II!
This week, we:
- Answer questions on Valyrian Steel, Littlefinger, the Age of Heroes adaptation and Ned's plan when he drew the dagger on Littlefinger.
- Talk the impact of trauma on Arya Stark
- The way the world works and how it impacts Arya
- A new catch from Jeff
- More Arya death foreshadowing(?)
- Ned Stark's noble lies
Next Week: AGOT, Daenerys III with return special Guest LML!
Our patreon: https://www.patreon.com/NotACastASOIAF
Our twitter: https://twitter.com/NotACastASOIAF
Emmett's tumblr: http://poorquentyn.tumblr.com/
Emmett's twitter: https://twitter.com/PoorQuentyn
Jeff's twitter: https://twitter.com/BryndenBFish

Monday Jul 02, 2018
Episode 21: A GAME OF THRONES, TYRION III: "A Giant At the End of the World"
Monday Jul 02, 2018
Monday Jul 02, 2018
Hello and welcome back to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire one chapter a week!
Today, Emmett and Jeff journey back to the Wall to visit with Tyrion as he eats, drinks and japes his way through dinner and then heads on up to the Wall to hang out with Jon
This week, we:
- Answer questions on what Robert, Stannis or Renly would have done with Joffrey, Tommen and Myrcella and answer a question about the alliance between Janos and Alliser in ASOS.
- Get our introduction to Maester Aemon!
- Vows in conflict: Lord Commander Mormont
- Why Mormont's speech to Tyrion about the Others being spotted is nice and spooky, BUT MAKES NO GODDAMN SENSE (Damn, George)
- The endgame and Tyrion's role
- Jon Snow as Lord Commander of the NW foreshadowing
- Is the Night's Watch as classless and meritocratic as it seems?
Next Week: AGOT, Arya II!
Our patreon: https://www.patreon.com/NotACastASOIAF
Our twitter: https://twitter.com/NotACastASOIAF
Emmett's tumblr: http://poorquentyn.tumblr.com/
Emmett's twitter: https://twitter.com/PoorQuentyn
Jeff's twitter: https://twitter.com/BryndenBFish