Episodes

Monday Jun 04, 2018
Monday Jun 04, 2018
Hello and welcome back to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire one chapter a week!
Today, Emmett and Jeff are joined by ASOIAF mystic and mythical astronomer: Lucifer Means Lightbringer, AKA LML. He joins the boys today in analyzing AGOT, Bran III, the trippy as shit chapter where Bran falls and learns to fly via the Three Eyed Crow
This week, we:
- Answer questions our favorite actors in GAME OF THRONES, what religions we'd follow and whether Robert's hatred for Rhaegar was motivated by Lyanna
- We get deep into Bran's vision sequence
- LML walks us through "the fire of the gods."
- We do work on getting into the foreshadowing in this chapter
- We address every, and I mean EVERY vision Bran sees and lay out possibilities for what it means
- LML sings Radiohead's Karma Police to Jeff's deep and abiding sighs.
Next Week: AGOT, Catelyn IV
Lucifer Means Lightbringer: Website, podcast, youtube, twitter, patreon
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Monday May 28, 2018
Monday May 28, 2018
It's been a while. We missed you (sort-of), but welcome back to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire one chapter a week!
Today, Emmett and Jeff tackle TWO chapters from AGOT: Sansa I and Eddard III
This week, we:
- Answer questions!
- Emmett does Emmett things and talks about how Sansa is the embodiment of the fantasy reader
- Life is not a song and the thematic motif of Sansa's chapters gets talked
- We shit on Renly
- We talk about Robert and Ned death foreshadowing
- Get in deep on the feudal structure of Westeros and how it helps the powerful oppress the powerless!
It's just the best thing you'll hear until our next podcast!
Next week: AGOT, Bran III with special guest Lucifer Means Lightbringer!
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Jeff's twitter: https://twitter.com/BryndenBFish

Monday May 07, 2018
Monday May 07, 2018
Hello and welcome back to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire one chapter a week!
Today, Emmett and Jeff tackle an emotionally-challenging chapter which goes in deep into Catelyn Stark's grief over her son, cover yet another attempt on Bran's life and then we see the inklings of Catelyn Stark, #smart #politician emerge
This week, we:
- Talk about FIRE AND BLOOD, VOLUME ONE
- Emmett gives us an EXCLUSIVE Ice and Fire Con report
- A portrait of Catelyn in grief
- We talk about how Theon is written weirdly
- Lady Stoneheart/Red Wedding foreshadowing in this chapter!
- Libraries and why they burn or will burn in TWOW
Unfortunately, we'll need to take a 3-week break after this, but when we return on May 28: yup, it's Sansa's first chapter (Jeff is thrilled)
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Jeff's twitter: https://twitter.com/BryndenBFish

Monday Apr 30, 2018
Monday Apr 30, 2018
Hello and welcome back to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire one chapter a week!
Today, Emmett and Jeff are joined by ASOIAF veteran and aficionado of all things pun and history related: Aziz from History of Westeros. He joins the boys today in analyzing AGOT, Tyrion II, the history behind the chapter and dangerous and exciting foreshadowing of things to come
This week, we:
- Answer questions about Ser Dunk's descendants as well as what scenes from Seasons 6 and 7 of GoT we're interested in reading in TWOW/ADOS
- Busting up Tyrion and Jon's delusions during their long roadtrip
- Tolkienesque influences on the chapter
- Tyrion and Jon as underdogs and how they play off each other
- The Fate of Benjen foreshadowing
- Famous R+L=J foreshadowing and a subtle foreshadowing
- What's up with those dragon skulls following everyone around in the Red Keep?
- The Field of Fire: past and future
Next Week: Someone tries to kill Bran (again)
History of Westeros: Website, podcast, youtube, twitter, patreon
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Jeff's twitter: https://twitter.com/BryndenBFish

Monday Apr 23, 2018
Episode 13: A GAME OF THRONES, EDDARD II "Affairs of the State"
Monday Apr 23, 2018
Monday Apr 23, 2018
Hello and welcome back to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire one chapter a week!
Today, Emmett and Jeff are pleased to present you with "Affairs of the State:": our analysis of AGOT, Eddard II!
This week, we:
- Answer two more questions
- Get in depth on Robert's psychology
- Theorize about Varys being a conduit of bad information to Robert
- Jorah Mormont and why it had to be Ned who went to bring him justice
- Wylla and how GRRM wants us to pay attention to the different stories on Jon's parentage
- Jaime and the Unsatisfying Warden of the East subplot
- POV intersections: how Ned and Jaime view the killing of Aerys II.
Next Week: Jon and Tyrion go on a road trip the opposite way!
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Monday Apr 16, 2018
Episode 12: A GAME OF THRONES, DAENERYS II: "Forgetting to be Afraid"
Monday Apr 16, 2018
Monday Apr 16, 2018
Hello and welcome back to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire one chapter a week!
Today, Emmett and Jeff are pleased to present you with "Forgetting to be Afraid:": our analysis of a very controversial chapter in ASOIAF: AGOT, Daenerys II! And we're joined by none other than Eliana, AKA glass_table_girl on reddit, AKA Sailor Moonblood on twitter (https://twitter.com/arhythmetric) to join in a tough but great talk on this chapter.
This week, we:
- Answer two more questions
- Eliana's spectacular in-depth talk about Daenerys: her fears and her assimilation into Dothraki culture
- Emmett does his thing talking about intimacy and how the chapter crafts intimacy between Daenerys and the Dothraki and Daenerys and Khal Drogo.
- Orientalism and the pitfalls of the Dothraki in ASOIAF vs how the Wildlings are depicted
- How Illyrio's gift of the dragon eggs weren't in the original version of AGOT
- The history books that Jorah gives Daenerys and their importance come TWOW per GRRM
- House of the Undying/dragonriding foreshadowing/callbacks
- Finally, we got into significant depth on marriage customs in Westeros/Essos and whether GRRM was basing Dany's marriage (at 13) on real-world medieval history or not
Next Week: Bros Ned and Robert go ridin'
Eliana's twitter: https://twitter.com/arhythmetric
Eliana's reddit account: https://www.reddit.com/user/glass_table_girl
Eliana's website: https://themanyfacedblog.wordpress.com/
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Jeff's twitter: https://twitter.com/BryndenBFish

Monday Apr 09, 2018
Monday Apr 09, 2018
Hello and welcome back to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire one chapter a week!
Today, Emmett and Jeff are pleased to present you with "Catelyn Might Have Done Something Wrong Right There: An Analysis of AGOT, Jon II": a three-act chapter which has Jon leaving Winterfell forever (but probably not)
This week, we talk:
- Answers to some of your burning questions
- Jon's illusions being dashed in his farewells to Winterfell
- Jon's outsider role as a defining force in the entirety of his arc
- The excellent three-act structure of the chapter
- Subtle warging hints!
- "Stick 'em with the pointy end" and its importance for Arya
- Our Independence Day/ASOIAF mashup
- And finally and not at all controversially, we tackle the question of "Is Catelyn Stark evil or a bitch or abusive to Jon Snow?"
This is a meaty episode.
Next Week: Daenerys Targaryen gets married in barbarian splendor!
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Jeff's twitter: https://twitter.com/BryndenBFish

Monday Apr 02, 2018
Episode 10: A GAME OF THRONES, Tyrion I: "Quality Family Time"
Monday Apr 02, 2018
Monday Apr 02, 2018
Hello and welcome back to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire one chapter a week!
Today, Emmett and Jeff are pleased to present you with "Quality Family Time: An Analysis of AGOT, Tyrion I": our first chapter from the POV of Tyrion Lannister!
This week, we talk:
- A best-of Apple Podcast reviews
- Tyrion as an anachronistic modern POV and our reader sympathies
- Dysfunctional Lannisters
- Detective Tyrion puzzling out Jaime and Cersei's involvement in Bran's fall
- All the foreshadowing of Tyrion vs Sandor vs Joffrey vs Cersei vs Jaime
- More 1993 Letter stuff!
- The Winterfell Library and that book "Engines of War" and how that might play out in TWOW
- Is Jaime's fate spelled out here in Tyrion's first POV chapter
- Why Penny the Dwarf is the mirror GRRM holds up to Tyrion in ADWD and what she means to Tyrion.
It's a goshdarn good episode
Next Week: Catelyn Stark may have done something wrong: our analysis of AGOT, Jon II!
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Jeff's twitter: https://twitter.com/BryndenBFish

Wednesday Mar 28, 2018
Why A DANCE WITH DRAGONS is better than A STORM OF SWORDS (Patreon Special Episode!)
Wednesday Mar 28, 2018
Wednesday Mar 28, 2018
Hello! And welcome to a very, very special edition of the NotACast ... podcast! All about why we think that A DANCE WITH DRAGONS is the better book than A STORM OF SWORDS. And we're joined by A Song of Ice and Fire LUMINARY BookShelfStud AKA Michael! (@BookshelfStud on Twitter!)
Now, if you listen to us regularly, you know that typically, we give you all one chapter per week, but recently we started a patreon campaign which kicks off on April 1st (No foolin'). To give you all a taste of the special episodes you will get if subscribe to our patreon for a mere $5/month or more.
In this nearly 3 hour long episode, we cover topics like:
- The strengths of ASOS (Stannis, Catelyn, Samwell, Battle of the Wall, Red Wedding, Purple Wedding)
- The weakness of ASOS (Early King's Landing, early Arya/Bran, climaxes not spaced out)
- ADWD's strengths: Quentyn!
- ADWD as a study of leadership and its failures on the part of Dany and Jon
- Delving deeply into the psychology of the characters
- Getting at the heart of the themes that dominate DANCE and A SONG OF ICE AND FIRE as a whole.
- Weakness of ADWD too! Orientalism, mid-point Jon, Dany, Tyrion chapters, the choppy endings and cliff-hangers
- Finally, we get into the meta side: why we prefer ADWD over ASOS and talk about the fandom in 7 years since ADWD.
It's great fun, and please consider our patreon if you're able to (But if not, no worries, friends. We'll keep doing our chapter by chapters for YOU!)
To quickly recap what our patreon is and the reward tiers, it’s:
$1-4/month: Sparrows: A Thank you from us at the end credits, special episodes
$5-9/month: Poor Fellows: Thanks and show notes, special episodes
$10-19/month: Sworn Swords:Thanks, show notes, special episodes 1 day early release and the option to submit a question for us to answer in our rotating “Question of the week”
$20-29/month: Kingsguard: Thanks, show notes, special episodes 2 day early release and the option to submit a question for us to answer in our rotating “Question of the week”, special episodes
$30 and above/month: Lords Commander: Thanks, special episodes, show notes, 3 day early release and the option to submit a question for us to answer in our rotating “Question of the week”, special episodes
Thanks again to Michael for joining us. Check out the Maester Monthly podcast that he co-hosts along with his excellent dives into fantasy short stories on Fantastic Transmissions!
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Jeff's twitter: https://twitter.com/BryndenBFish

Monday Mar 26, 2018
Episode 9: A GAME OF THRONES, BRAN II, "The Things I Do For Love"
Monday Mar 26, 2018
Monday Mar 26, 2018
Hello and welcome back to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire one chapter a week!
Okay, listen up. Normally, we'd say, "We're so excited to talk this episode", and we mean it every time, but LISTEN. This episode. By R'hllor's fires, you ladies and gentlemen are going to like this episode all about one of the most iconic chapters in all of A Song of Ice and Fire: A GAME OF THRONES, BRAN II!
This week, we talk:
- Bran just before and as he becomes broken
- Winterfell architecture
- The plots and schemes of Team Lannisters
- Why Martin isn't a sadist as a writer
- Direwolves and crows
- Was Jaime right to push Bran?
No foolin', this is our favorite episode yet!
Next Week: The Giant of Lannister: AGOT, Tyrion I!
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