Episodes

Monday Jul 08, 2019
Episode 70: A GAME OF THRONES, JON IX: "Should I Stay or Should I Go"
Monday Jul 08, 2019
Monday Jul 08, 2019
Hello and welcome back to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire one chapter a week!
In this episode, Jon Snow attempts to abandon his Night's Watch vows in order to ride off and join Robb in avenging Ned...only for his brothers and his LC to tell him that his place is at Castle Black fighting the army of the dead.
This week, we:
- Ponder what Jon might get up to while inside Ghost
- Acknowledge that the occasionally overbearing Teenage Drama tone to Jon's AGOT chapters fits someone his age making all these tough decisions
- Pat Jon on the head and call him a good boy as he realizes that running away from his problems isn't solving them
-Look ahead to Jon's later temptations to leave the Watch, of which this is but the first of three
- Parse Elsie Mormont's statements about power, priorities, and the Iron Throne v. the White Walkers
Next week: Steven Attewell of Race For The Iron Throne joins us to discuss Robb Stark being crowned KING IN THE NORRRRRRR*deep breath*RRRRRRTH in AGOT, Catelyn XI!
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Monday Jul 01, 2019
Episode 69: A GAME OF THRONES, TYRION IX: "Wounded Lions"
Monday Jul 01, 2019
Monday Jul 01, 2019
Hello and welcome back to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire one chapter a week!
In this episode, Tywin helpfully lists all the myriad ways in which Team Lannister is screwed before putting Tyrion of all people in charge of saving the day.
This week, we:
- Talk about how Tywin kind-of forgot about Dorne and the Reach
- Tywin gets his sweet, sweet comeuppance
- Everything is going quite badly for the Lannisters in every geographical direction
- What was Tywin planning for Tyrion in King's Landing? A discussion!
- Kevan Lannister: a war criminal
Next week: AGOT, Jon IX!
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Monday Jun 24, 2019
Episode 68: A GAME OF THRONES, DAENERYS IX: "The Meaning of Life"
Monday Jun 24, 2019
Monday Jun 24, 2019
Hello and welcome back to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire one chapter a week!
In this episode, Eliana from Girls Gone Canon joins us to talk about how Daenerys wakes up from nightmares of fire and blood and death to...a reality full of fire and blood and death. Cheerful stuff, George.
This week, we:
- Discuss what it means to come back from the dead
- Analyze Dany's nightmare in terms of her endgame in the show and (probably) the books
- Step aside for Mirri Maz Duur's moment in the spotlight
- Say farewell to Khal Drogo and the dreams of happiness and home which Dany invested in him
- Frame Dany's arc as Shakespearean tragedy
Next week: AGOT, Tyrion IX!
Eliana's twitter: https://twitter.com/arhythmetric
Eliana's essay on Dany: https://themanyfacedblog.wordpress.com/2019/04/19/daughter-of-death-a-song-of-ice-and-fires-shakespearean-tragic-hero/
Girls Gone Canon: https://girlsgonecanon.podbean.com
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Monday Jun 17, 2019
Monday Jun 17, 2019
Hello and welcome back to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire one chapter a week!
In this episode, Sansa Stark, reeling from witnessing her father’s execution, is forced to stand strong against Joffrey (who is the worst), Meryn Trant (also the worst), and Sandor Clegane (not entirely the worst??)
This week, we:
- Talk some Shirley Jackson
- Get deep on Sansa's grief
- Ponder Sandor Clegane as anti-cynicism
- Show how it's not all horror. George ain't a sadist or nihilist
- Talk some retcon foreshadowing
- Discuss Sansa's end point: Queen in the North!
Next week: AGOT, Daenerys IX with Eliana AKA glass_table_girl from the Girls Gone Canon Podcast!
Michal at Hypable: https://www.hypable.com/author/michal/
Vassals of Kingsgrave: https://vokpodcast.com/
Nice Jewish Girls: https://jewishcoffeehouse.com/culture-comedy-and-sports/nice-jewish-fangirls/
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Jeff's twitter: twitter.com/BryndenBFish

Monday Jun 10, 2019
Episode 66: A GAME OF THRONES, BRAN VII: "Only in Dreams"
Monday Jun 10, 2019
Monday Jun 10, 2019
Hello and welcome back to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire one chapter a week!
In this episode, good ol' Maester Luwin reassures Bran and Rickon that their creepy nightmares about their dad being dead are meaningless...and of course, he is proven 100% right. Since when do dreams *mean* things?!
This week, we:
-Discuss the different directions George considered going with books four and five
-Set up the struggle that will dominate Bran's storyline in the next book: the secular v. the magical, the Stark in Winterfell v. the Winged Wolf
-Dig into the layers of political and personal history down in the Winterfell crypts
-Pay tribute to the Ned Stark shaped hole inside Bran, Rickon, and his own tomb
-Ponder where the Children of the Forest went and what they did after the Andals arrived per Luwin's story...
Next week: AGOT, Sansa VI with new guest Michal Shick of Hypable, Nice Jewish Fangirls, and Vassals of Kingsgrave!
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Monday Jun 03, 2019
Episode 65: A GAME OF THRONES, ARYA V: "The End of the Beginning"
Monday Jun 03, 2019
Monday Jun 03, 2019
Hello and welcome back to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire one chapter a week!
In this episode, George RR Martin finally stops dicking around, pulls out our hearts, and steps on them while we watch. This is the chapter where Dad dies.
We also talk:
- An off-screen event we would have loved to see on-page
- Ned's death is a tragedy, not a genre deconstruction
- Arya's training arc continues and she grows through adversity
- Red Wedding and Ned's death parallels
- Who really killed Ned Stark?
This episode is also available as a video which is 1 hour longer! Check out the director's cut of the episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBK5edZJGRM
Next week: AGOT, Bran VII!
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Monday May 27, 2019
Episode 64: A GAME OF THRONES, DAENERYS VIII: "Shadow Puppets"
Monday May 27, 2019
Monday May 27, 2019
Hello and welcome back to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire one chapter a week!
In this episode, George gets his horror on as everything collapses around Dany--personally, politically, and of course, magically.
We also talk:
- Daenerys as a physical dragon
- Foreshadowing things to come with flies, hitting the mood just right
- The importance of POV: a bad act by someone we sympathize with
- The real (black) magic was the friends we made along the way
- Emmett answers all of Jeff's questions about magic!
Our next livestream on AGOT, Arya V is tonight if you're listening on the release date and can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwKS3Gl5viI
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Jeff's twitter: twitter.com/BryndenBFish

Wednesday May 22, 2019
Thrones Review, Season 8 Episode 6: "The Iron Throne"
Wednesday May 22, 2019
Wednesday May 22, 2019

Monday May 20, 2019
Episode 63: A GAME OF THRONES, CATELYN X: “Moonlight Sonata”
Monday May 20, 2019
Monday May 20, 2019
Hello and welcome back to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire one chapter a week!
In this episode, Catelyn Stark describes the Battle of the Whispering Wood with such lyrical beauty you almost forget that a bunch of people are dying horribly.
- Discuss Arianne and Daenerys
- Unpack the poetry and the hard tactics of the battle
- Contrast Robb's relationship to Cat with Tyrion's to Tywin
- Chest-thump for Robb's victory, but what does it all truly mean ultimately?
Next week: the shadows come to dance my lord in AGOT, Daenerys VIII!
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Wednesday May 15, 2019
Thrones Review, Season 8 Episode 5: "The Bells"
Wednesday May 15, 2019
Wednesday May 15, 2019